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NOTES FROM THE OUTERNET PHOTO: Biggest present in the world

October 21st, 2012 · 1,120 Comments · Me+, PHOTOS

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  • PAPI

    I *** my ass *** MY MARBLE BATROOM.
    AND IM HAPY!

    • Papi

      My fave hotel **Ritzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

      • Papi

        and i love iphon& apple!

        • HAHAHAHHAAH

          Before Steve Drop Dead…
          He implant OPPLE iPOt in MY BUT!

          • Nonononon

            Marijuana-ass.

          • MITT

            I addictet to your ASS.
            Y DON THINK!

          • AHAHAHA

            “ID”Again.
            thankz i knnow!
            teach me ENGLICH!

  • PLZZZZZZZZZZ

    Mitt Ban TAPONS & JARED! OK?

    • Dirt

      I dont like masturbate all the time ;)

      • Nonononon

        I mean JARED!

        • FOLKTOE

          TSS & TAMPONS! HAPPY TOGETHER!

          • Bart

            You know there is a real person with that name. She hasn’t posted here in a while. She makes her funny comments on a blog now.

  • Nonononon

    MITT MITT MITT!

  • UWOMAN

    Jared where are you>
    LETZ TALK ABOUT TAMPONS!

  • Nonononon

    And tell ur Ex-Hole
    Jonason?

    • Nonononon

      URE BITCH!

      • Nonononon

        If you think that this election won’t affect you and your life, think again!

        • Nonononon

          I Like ur Big ears.
          Big-ASS! Scar…

          STOP EAT!
          FATSO!

          • Nonononon

            &…PIG’S NOSE.

          • Nonononon

            A shirt & tank.
            Youre so “STYLISH”
            Scar…

            He cals You SCAR OR SCA.

            COZ HEIZ RETARD!

  • Nonononon

    Mitt ur HOT!
    Are married?

    • Nonononon

      65? I like yur eyes….

      • Nonononon

        you kmow what i mean…

        • Nonononon

          DADDY!

          • Nonononon

            Jared lokk older than u.

          • Nonononon

            Make up Helps!

        • ….

          sorry, i don`t.. please tell….but not here…

      • ….

        (twitter) yes

      • ….

        :-)

    • ….

      (twitter) yes

  • Zombie

    Go shopping!

  • Mary

    Hey psycho!!!
    Go find something useful to do, instead of sitting there day after day, posting your hateful comments.
    You should be locked in a sanitarium, not walking around, offending others. Sick bitch!

    • Analbleeding

      Oh, Mommy where are U?
      He’s raping me!
      HELP!HELP! PLEASE!

    • Bitch

      I’m no a psycho. YOU ARE!
      I’m a psychopath. YOU DREAM!
      I’m not siting here. YOU DO!
      Are you a doctor? My nipples hurt.
      Heal me! arrrrrrr

    • Mybad

      I got it!
      You mean YOU!
      OH,SICK BITCH!
      DIEA BITCH!

    • Mybad

      You should be locked UP in a bird cage & fed with a knife.

  • Zombie

    Think again.

  • KITTEN

    Dear Mr. President.

    Dear Mitt.
    It sounds SOOO SWEET.
    I wanna be your angel.
    I wanna be your whore.
    I wanna be your Marilyn.
    I wanna be adored.

    My heart belongs to daddy.

    • 348374792742

      M24 & bag,please.

      • WideAwake

        Not you Mittie!
        Jared! He talks shit about u,my love!

  • Mybad

    HELLO! Sweetheart. What are you doing here?
    Panic attack?

    • Mybad

      Hey psycho!!!
      Go find something useful to do, instead of sitting there day after day, posting your hateful comments.
      You should be locked in a sanitarium, not walking around, offending others. Sick bitch!

      • Mybad

        Learn Eglish!

    • ….

      admit – you are not especially inviting

      • BITCH

        You’re not invited!

        • ….

          ok. I invite you to embrace. and you forget all the nonsense.

          • NOOOOOOOOOO

            LEARN ENGLISH!

          • ….

            ok. It is missing: A embrace/hug

          • ….

            an embrace

          • ….

            teach me ..

          • ….

            (my opinion: germany: blabalblabla – the same in english:blablablabla)

  • Olivia

    Hi! Jared. You should be locked UP in a bird cage & fed with a knife.

    • Mybad

      I don’t have to be a genius to kill you.

      • Mybad

        REMEMBER…

  • Ppp

    Biggest present in the world

  • Aaa

    the road to somewhere

  • Mocco

    Hi! Jared. You should be locked UP in a bird cage & fed with a knife.

  • Hal9000

    954 commenti… da me hanno avuto inizio queste farneticazioni, ora dico stop a tutti questi inutili diversivi….. do you understand me? Basta.

  • Elephantgun

    Money burns.

  • Elephantgun

    People dies.

  • Elephantgun

    Everything burns.

  • Chuck Palahniuk

    Beauty is power the same way money is power the same way a gun is power.

    • Chuck Palahniuk

      I am “the same way”

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    EVERYTHING BURNS!

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    EVERYTHING BURNS!

  • Πυρ

    You?

    • ….

      What is going on? I slept…What are you doing?

      • ….

        impossible man …♥

        • ….

          A good way for your Sky. (what happened?)Things come and go on Earth and in the sky.

  • Castelbajac

    dig a grave

    • ….

      rap, kill, fuck …Anything else?

  • Castelbajac

    ”because “you” are jealous of JARED and of anyone to who JARED gave attention.””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””

  • Castelbajac

    ripeating itsself like that boring russian gal.

  • HAHAHAHA

    On a different note, great news that you are acting once again. It would have been a real shame if you gave it up for good. Thinking about the roles you have characterized so far, the one thing that strikes me the most, is your unique versatility of becoming a completely different person. It’s a very rare quality that most other actors don’t actually possess, not only in appearance but speech and mannerism as well. From Jack Hayes, to Steve Prefontaine, from Junior to Hephaestion and Mark Chapman. Visualising them now, you would easily think they were the work of many different actors. Your portrayal of old Nemo Nobody is unsurpassed, never before or since, have I seen anyone more brilliantly portrayed. So can’t wait to see what you bring next and especially looking forward to seeing what you will look like as a girl :)

    So sorry to hear about Sky, like many others here, I had to make the same decision, it’s never easy losing a member of the family and although you know it’s for the best, actually having to make that call, makes it even more heartbreaking.

    Best wishes for later, have fun and remember to savour the moment. #Artifact

    • Castelbajac

      ”Unique” versatility of becoming a completely different person. It’s a very rare quality that most other actors don’t actually possess”

  • Castelbajac

    naturally beautiful! wonders of our land that often we neglect!
    Thanks for sharing this cute picture!

  • Castelbajac

    a death wish

  • Jaled

    EMMA MARRY MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

  • Yourwife

    Hi, forever i hope it shall remain The Mighty Redwoods!

    xXx

  • Yourwife2

    Wow majestic ,must be awe inspiring being surrounded by them ,we have nothing near as huge here,not by a long shot.Pretty tempting to scramble up one eh ? My Grandmother was always trying to keep me down from trees as a kid she would say “That child is going to be killed” or “Girls don’t climb trees” and being raised in the middle of a bunch of male cousins(all the girls living further away) I wanted to be a boy for 1/2 my childhood,if someone stopped my Mom to say “what a lovely little girl” I would say “I’m not a girl I’n a boy”

    • Yourwife4

      VERY, FUNNY ! I’N HAPPY!

  • Yourwife3

    I love you Jared.
    Don’t you trust me?

    • Moment Of Truth

      COZI’MALIAR!

      • WA

        BLAHBLAHBLAH

        • SUCKIT

          SKY PLZ DON’T DIE! DOGIEEEEEEEEEEE

  • HELL

    You’re in the right place.

    • HELL

      I’m so glad you’re here.

      • Devil

        That’s what they teach in church:)

        • SILYYYYY

          Maybe He is DEAD!?

  • Test

    You are…

    a) a black rat.
    b) a brown rat.
    c) a pathetic rat.

    • Jared

      c)

      • Devil

        JaRAT! HAHAHAHAHA!

  • Devil

    You’re

    a) here
    b) watching
    c) angry

    • Devil

      ABC

  • DEADDOGGIEEEE

    SIT!

    • MADADADADADADA

      WAIT A MIN SKY I KNOW! I KNOW!

      READY?

      PLAY DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  • JARAT

    DRUNK PIG!

  • GUGL IT!

    stock‑vector‑drunk‑pig

  • DEVIL

    That’s what they teach in church:)

  • LIKE

    Like…
    I’m gonna FUCK Katharina In Hong Kong Hotel HARD

    Like…
    HE’S GONNA FUCK HER HARD!

    Like…
    His gonna fuck her HARD!

    if u knew damm was a junkie, jared, why’d u fuck her in the first place?!! go to a pro next time instead of fucking up already vulnerable girls, a-hole! CAREFUL honey, or u really will b left holding the baby…like u almost were w ur ho

    • DEVIL

      LIKE…
      ”YOURE SIK! FUCK HARD ”
      HELOOOOOOOOO! GIOIA

      Or jared…

      • REPET

        ”YOURE SIK! FUCK HARD ” REPLY

        • DEVIL

          FUCK HER IN TROPEZ
          FUCK IN HONG KONG
          FUCK HER IN HUNGURY
          FUCK IN LA
          FUCK HER IN NYC
          FUCK HER WHERE JARED?

          0%

          • DEVIL

            FUCKIN’ KAT IN TROPEZ
            -TALKING WITH JESSICA

            FUCKIN’ KAT IN HONG KONG -TALKING WITH JESSICA

            FUCKIN’KAT HUNGURY
            -TALKING WITH JESSICA

            FUCKIN KAT LA
            – TALKING WITH JESSICA

            FUCKIN KAT NYC
            – TALKING JESSICA

          • DEVIL

            FUCKIN’ KAT IN TROPEZ
            -”I LOVE YOU NAT”

            FUCKIN’ KAT IN HONG KONG -I LOVE YOU NAT

            FUCKIN’KAT HUNGURY
            -”I LOVE YOU NAT”

            FUCKIN KAT LA
            – ”I LOVE YOU NAT”

            FUCKIN KAT NYC
            – ”I LOVE YOU NAT”

          • 0%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%

            You’re gonna LIVE!

          • DEVIL

            ZERO!
            My dear.

          • TRUZZZZZ

            Calling you dear
            - licking her GUN!

  • Devil

    You’re just a target.

  • ….

    Ein lichter leichter Planet. 20:08. With Sky.

  • Jessica

    If you’re not NAKED & HARD.
    I don’t care…

    • ….

      … never know it. Let surprise

      • ….

        This tension is resolved only with a hug or kiss. You’ll see …

        • Zombie

          Call Kat!

  • SH

    I SEE.

    • ….

      I hug you with my arms so tight (not hard) that you can not move you …

      • SOWHAT

        CALL KAT!

    • JJJ

      I SEE THAT YOU ARE RAT!

      • ….

        what is rat? for you?

        • Ratti

          YOU!

          • ….

            not very fine…you meen aggressive? how do you oriente yourselves? Foto? Feeling?

          • ….

            1. you want me here and 2. want me to go? both? for me that is not very easy to understand …explain to me.

          • Urr

            I hope you brush your tongue?
            I want it :)

          • ….

            äh?

          • ….

            ach so …

          • HIHIH

            rêveur naïf

  • HAHAHAH

    CALL KAT!

  • URR

    Kat got your tongue?

    • ….

      you have to come closer ….. ?

      • KAT

        WHY?

        • ….

          the truth: It is juste not possible for me to make these (tongue)games here. that’s not my style. if you want to talk to me here (and elsewhere) you have to do it a little different.you know (sorry…)

  • Ratti

    ”informal a despicable person, especially a man who has been deceitful or disloyal:her rat of a husband cheated on her”
    ”a person who is deemed to be despicable or contemptible”
    ”an unpleasant person who deceives others or is not loyal”

    • 12345

      ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

      • ….

        very difficult to understand … you are very difficult for me, you now?

  • Urr

    We are enemies or lovers?

    • ….

      I don`t speak with my enemies. You?

  • ….

    g … we’re married?

    • ….

      married= only for lovers mmmmm if you can accept: for you louder hugs and kisses. (not here. i send)