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My German fortune cookie…

April 7th, 2010 · 149 Comments · Uncategorized

Anyone know what this says?

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  • http://www.twitter.com/marialejczyk marysia

    NICE ! I’m so happy to coming to Poland ! thx :* and see you !

  • http://twitter.com/dark_iceberg Dark_ice

    cool:)

  • http://twitter.com/cristalblue25 Christelle

    the internet says ¶¶¶ They are bundle of energy mmer Road¶¶¶ something like that

  • seine_line

    It says :

    You are an energy bundle. Always on the way

  • http://twitter.com/canard_en_sucre canard_en_sucre

    full of energy and always on the way… fortune cookies always tell the truth, don't they.. my last told me "this is a good moment to go on a journey.. especially a journey into you inner.. a journey of enlightenment" so.. hey! ho! let's go..

  • Mirrrza

    wie wahr, wie wahr ….

  • Lou_the_One

    According to my Germany Echelon friends, the cookie said the truth about you! But save some energy for Brazil, too! Luv…

  • http://myspace.com/ghostmarylene Edilene de Oliveira

    croire que son rêve sera réalisé. venu le temps de l'amour et de miracles.

    believe that his dream will be realized. came time to love and miracles.

  • charle

    it says dont eat any more of the cookie it tastes bad!

  • matilda wagner

    it says “…a bundle of energy, always on the go-..or always on the move!!”
    …that’s true, isn’t it!??!
    :^ )

  • Ina

    The cookie means that you are full of energy and always on fire.

    So go on, enjoy the tour!

  • Josephine

    I think that´s true ;-)

  • yve pee

    it says: you're a batch of energy an you're always on the way.

  • Jane

    Looks as if the cookie tells the truth, because you are a person with much energy. :)

  • Susan

    It´s "chinese" German;-).

    It must be:" Sie sind ein Bündel an Energie, immer unterwegs";-).

  • http://www.twitter.com/yve1967 yve1967

    ah sorry and your's saying: that you are a live wire always on the way – that fits perfect to you… ;-)

  • michelle

    I don't know you, Jared, but it sounds like you :)

    Love you!

  • Filiz

    It's true :D but there's a mistake in writing on the fortune cookie. There is missing an "i"

  • Filiz

    and the grammar isn't right.. but who cares^^

  • Artemis Sinclair

    it says: it's time to learn responsibility. someone has been waiting a very long time to reunite with you. and another is waiting on you to show them an open window amidst a room of closed doors.

    okay, i'm joking. it really doesn't say that, but that indeed is part of the message for you sent from above and beyond this world. i am merely a messenger. nothing more, nothing less.

    the other half of the message is too sacred and important to be "put out there". i just can't take that risk. so without sounding any more crazy, i'll leave you with this:

    i'll be in my favorite Smithsonian Museum in D.C. on the 24th of this month around 10 am. wanna play Marco Polo? try to find me. i dare you to move! (hint: if you want to find me, put yourself on autopilot and let your soul lead you. the energy will pull you towards me like a magnet. leave your brain and reasoning out of it. oh yeah, praying always helps. i promise you. you will see i'm just as great as you, just in a different way).

    i miss you.

    much love,

    Artemis Sinclair

    aka October Truth

  • http://myspace.com/ghostmarylene Edilene de Oliveira

    croire que son rêve sera réalisé. venu le temps de l’amour et de miracles.
    believe that his dream will be realized. came time to love and miracles.

  • http://twitter.com/Sara_ISummer sara

    I wouldn't know if I haven't read in other comments.. but the one on the right says: "love is the only medicine for a broken heart"..

    how smart am I? =D =P

    luv yaaa mwaaa =)))

  • http://twitter.com/stephi1980 Stephanie

    Das passt sicher gut zu dir ;-) …

  • http://star96.hyves.nl/twitter.com/meikefrommars meike v d broek (oct

    if ur full of energy,

    u should use it while ur trraveling!

    I guess :)

    or your one big blog of energy

    ur always traveling

  • http://www.twitter.com/yve1967 yve1967

    always fun to read the saw of fortune cookies, I keep mine always in the spectacle case as mojo – it says: all doors are open; new perspectives coming up.

  • cchonyc

    and put the words "in bed" at the end of the fortune cookie message, haa…

  • cchonyc

    sorry for the ribaldry, couldn't resist!

  • And SellALie

    I think that is absolutely true ;)

  • Ekaterina

    Sounds truthfully:) So and what do you think about this phraze Jared? btw, “love is the only medicine for a broken heart” on the right, whose it was the fortune cookie?:)

  • Terry

    uh.. something like " you're a ray of light, always on the move..".. mmer is immer XD

  • Ewa

    A message to all fans =)

    Hey guys i think if one of us write it, then

    the other don't have to write it again and

    again and again and again and again and again!

    You know? xD But its funny.

  • Farra

    That`s absolute true ! I think you`re always traveling. I`m from Germany and I`ll see you in June in Germany. Bielefeld I`m coming =) Can`t wait to see you! It`s my first concert from 30 stm and my first concert in general (age 20)

  • Jenny

    You´re right Ewa, it´s really funny. ^^

    But I think everyone wants to write something. Even if it´s always the same.

    Maybe … like I do it now. :D

  • Carina

    Do you want some more German fortunate cookies – we even have them bilingual if you want to! ;-)

  • KL

    You are of one energy travelling the road

  • Gem

    It says you're a bundle of energy, live wire, always on the go. Oh wait, 10,000 other fans already wrote THE EXACT SAME THING in 100 different ways. Thanks for that. J, you should meet Artemis Sinclair, just for shits and giggles (see bel0w). P.S. that nut is not me! ha!

  • Gem

    I meant see above. Artemis is above, waiting to reunite with you. ha ha ha ha ha

  • Gem

    I have a feeling this "magnet" Artemis is going to have a long wait. ha ha ha

  • Gem

    Speaking of waiting a long time until you turn into a corpse, I bought you a silver skull ring as your gift. It is so cool! The skull has a hat on it. You're going to love it. I am giving you another skull ring which looks like Darth Vader. ha! I hope you can wear a size 10 ring because I special ordered them for you. It would be amazing if I can give it to you before the show and you would wear the ring on stage, while you strum your guitar…

  • Daniela

    It means that u be a part of the energy, always move!! But on the back it´s stand in english! But I think it match to you!

    You are full of energy!!!

  • Emilie

    THE WHITE TRASH !!!!!!!

    This place is amazing. I love their cheeseburgers and 30seconds to mars ^^

  • http://thebloodofsol.blogspot.com/ Sarah Rutschmann

    tzzz, they can't even write -.- mmer = immer = always.

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    (>>)

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  • Meli G

    i love germany!!!!!!

  • Frank Nascosto

    It says: "Best eaten before 1998".

  • http://www.fortunecookieslucky.com Linda

    Beijing Fortune Cookies Co.Ltd is the unique and biggest fortune cookie manufacture in china and abroad. We have a wide variety of fortune cookies, competitive price and good quality,all of this used high quality materials,and can costomize the packaging,message,flavor,and colors with your offers.hope we can become your quality supplier.

  • Angie

    I've been there!!!weird but cool place! ;)

  • LisaEchelon

    they forget the letter "i" in the word "immer" but who cares :)

  • http://twitter.com/ShansDrumstick ClaudiDestielOnMars

    it says ‘You’re full of energy and always on the move’ – couldn’t be more true, right?? :)

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